Such a Dirty Store

Add those spaces so they don’t censor it!

Mermaid Spell

Sadly I don’t think we’ll be getting an update on how the transformation went.

Watch What You Eat

I believe that’s called the see-food diet. Just because you watch a ton of food go in, doesn’t mean you’re going to stay the same weight.

Definitely Not A Private Investigator

I don’t know about anyone else, but that avatar looks as sketchy as the question.

Bad Company

I didn’t know the mafia frequented Yahoo Answers.

Help Like OMG

No periods, but did manage to sneak in a comma.

Hollister Interview

Sounds about right to me.

Lifetime Internet Failure Award Goes To…

sigh….

Have You Tried This?

Yahoo Answers: Promoting domestic violence since 2009.

Make Me A Sandwich

A nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.